where my boredom goes.

Ask me anything   Victoria, 21. thoughts, interests, and things.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

(via theprofessionalprocrastinator)

— 5 hours ago with 10945 notes
intoxifaded:

Feeling like a princess tbh

intoxifaded:

Feeling like a princess tbh

(via snailgirl812)

— 6 hours ago with 845 notes

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

(Source: yungpunkz, via snailgirl812)

— 6 hours ago with 122586 notes
boy:shit baby you're so wet already
girl:that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
— 6 hours ago with 283623 notes

lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

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(Source: liz-comstock, via tyleroakley)

— 6 hours ago with 298793 notes

assvvipe:

HEY LIAM GO LONG *makes a strategic leap so that my pussy lands on his face* GOOD CATCH BRO

(via dirtsbag)

— 6 hours ago with 371 notes