5sos bodyguards probably

bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
bodyguard: did he just
bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN